The Federal Republic of The Last Christmas Night is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 6.656 billion Last Christmas Nightians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.8%.

The Last Christmas Nightian economy, worth 286 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,972 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Last Christmas Night's national animal is the crocodile.

The Last Christmas Night is ranked 197,775^th in the world and 5,113^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 308.33 on the Gilded Widget Scale.